Things that happen when everyone is drunk but you.
Nights out can be amazingly fun. Sober nights out, well, a little less. Not because you need alocohol to have a good time, because you don't, but more because you're exposed to the damn right stupid behaviour of drunk people that you yourself also participate in when you get drunk...and boy does it make you feel ashamed, and...well. Embarrassed! If you don't know what I'm talking about, here's a list of things that happen when everyone is drunk but you... 1) Jaw dropping. Seriously, is that how I look when I dance? I look like that ? God help me I am never drinking a shot again. 2) Cringing. When your friend tries to move like Beyonce, when you see how lame some of the boys making moves are, when you hear a song sober and realise how crap it is now that you aren't drunk and up for a dance... 3) You have to save your friend. From falling over, from unwelcome hands, from leaving her drink behind, from an accidental nip slip...you pre...