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How to make a girl scream...

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...with frustration because you are winding her right up. That's right, boys. In case you didn't know it already, you can be pretty frustrating to the female species and do some pretty damn annoying things. If you find yourself guilty of doing some of the things on this list, you should probably stop ASAP...that, or the end of your life may be closer than you think. Saying you'll do something and then never doing it at all.  Rearranging your balls- or even just giving them a scratch- whilst we're trying to help you engage in a mature conversation with either ourself or some friends. Leaving dirty underwear anywhere but the wash basket. Going out in clothes that totally don't match. Leaving rubbish anywhere in the house bar the bin. Say "I don't know, whatever you want" when we ask you to help us decide between outfits. Complain about how long we take to get ready but when we are ready, you s...