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10 things that happen when you're white girl wasted

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We all like to have a few too many on the odd occasion, right? And there's no harm in that! A night out with good friends and some drinks is a lot of fun! However, sometimes we can find ourselves crossing the line from wasted to... white girl wasted. And then some dangerous things happen. Such as... 1) You think you can dance. After one too many Vodka and cokes the inner Beyonce rears her head and you begin to bust some shapes on the floor. Who knew you were so talented?  2) Every girl is your best friend. From lending out combs in toilets (Talia, I'm looking at you), to pulling loo roll off of every girls high heel (except mine, thank you Alex!), girls seem to be each others soul mates. Until... 3) You're always ready for a fight.  She looked at me how? He just pulled my hair by accident! They're staring at me! Only one way to sort this out... fight!  Because, you know, you're secretly as good at wrestling as you are dan...