10 people you're guaranteed to meet in September
So summer is drawing to a gradual close, and September- a.k.a the start of school- is drawing ever closer. Whether it is a new school you're starting, University or a new career path, you're going to be meeting a lot of new people. You might not love them all- you might not love any of them! But everywhere you go, you find the same groups of people. When you do meet them, check them off of this list...
1. The 'it' girl.
Her presence will be made clear as soon as you step foot in the building. You may not see her straight away but you will feel her presence. She will be all smiles and hugs and act thrilled to meet the new girl- but look into her eyes and you'll see they have hell behind them. She is the queen around here and you aren't to do anything to ruin that, or disturb her empire. Get in line, peasant.
2. The eager beaver.
Someone who is eager to stick to your side- either because they have no friends of their own or are trying to impress someone higher up e.g. a teacher or employer. The eager beaver won't leave you alone, and whilst you will appreciate the company at first, you will soon grow to despise their presence and want to lock them in the staff room lockers.
3. The pervy one.
There will always be that one pervy boy/man in your work place/school. Even if it's an all girls school, there'll always be one teacher who's 'not quite right'. They might be too over friendly, too keen... and very creepy. If it's a classmate, it's usually the 'it boy' who thinks he can have his way with all the ladies. Move along saddo, no one here is interested.
4. The superior.
Either a head girl/boy at school, or someone above you at work, there is always someone 'better' than you. And they make it known, from the way they order you around, brush off anything your say- and just your general presence- like you're something someone stood in and the way they physically look down at you. You will never be good enough for them- don't even try.
5. The one no one likes.
On your first day, someone (probably the eager beaver) will point this person out to you and whisper only too loudly that "oh, no one likes them you don't need to meet them". You'll probably never get to know this person outside of secret run ins in the toilet.
6. The relative.
Someone who has some link to the school/business and therefore receives no end of favors and perks because of it. It will wind you up, but it won't stop. Deal with it.
7. The one you don't like.
This will probably not be the one everyone dislikes but rather the one everyone likes and you don't know why. You can't stand them- and again, you don't know why. Something about them just gets on your nerves.
8. The competitor.
The new person who starts at the same time as you. You become friends because you have something in common- you're both new. And whilst your friendship remains, both of you know that really, you aren't friends. It's just convenience to track each others progress and try and out do each other- in a totally nice way of course.
9. The gossip.
They know everything, about everyone...or at least they think they do. Don't feel too comfortable talking to them, especially about someone else. You should know they're only going to go and tell someone else a more twisted version of what you just confessed.
10. The crush.
There's gonna be someone you find so attractive they make coming to work/school worthwhile everyday. Obviously they're completely out of your league/already have a boyfriend or girlfriend, but you can look from afar can't you?
1. The 'it' girl.
Her presence will be made clear as soon as you step foot in the building. You may not see her straight away but you will feel her presence. She will be all smiles and hugs and act thrilled to meet the new girl- but look into her eyes and you'll see they have hell behind them. She is the queen around here and you aren't to do anything to ruin that, or disturb her empire. Get in line, peasant.
2. The eager beaver.
Someone who is eager to stick to your side- either because they have no friends of their own or are trying to impress someone higher up e.g. a teacher or employer. The eager beaver won't leave you alone, and whilst you will appreciate the company at first, you will soon grow to despise their presence and want to lock them in the staff room lockers.
3. The pervy one.
There will always be that one pervy boy/man in your work place/school. Even if it's an all girls school, there'll always be one teacher who's 'not quite right'. They might be too over friendly, too keen... and very creepy. If it's a classmate, it's usually the 'it boy' who thinks he can have his way with all the ladies. Move along saddo, no one here is interested.
4. The superior.
Either a head girl/boy at school, or someone above you at work, there is always someone 'better' than you. And they make it known, from the way they order you around, brush off anything your say- and just your general presence- like you're something someone stood in and the way they physically look down at you. You will never be good enough for them- don't even try.
5. The one no one likes.
On your first day, someone (probably the eager beaver) will point this person out to you and whisper only too loudly that "oh, no one likes them you don't need to meet them". You'll probably never get to know this person outside of secret run ins in the toilet.
6. The relative.
Someone who has some link to the school/business and therefore receives no end of favors and perks because of it. It will wind you up, but it won't stop. Deal with it.
7. The one you don't like.
This will probably not be the one everyone dislikes but rather the one everyone likes and you don't know why. You can't stand them- and again, you don't know why. Something about them just gets on your nerves.
8. The competitor.
The new person who starts at the same time as you. You become friends because you have something in common- you're both new. And whilst your friendship remains, both of you know that really, you aren't friends. It's just convenience to track each others progress and try and out do each other- in a totally nice way of course.
9. The gossip.
They know everything, about everyone...or at least they think they do. Don't feel too comfortable talking to them, especially about someone else. You should know they're only going to go and tell someone else a more twisted version of what you just confessed.
10. The crush.
There's gonna be someone you find so attractive they make coming to work/school worthwhile everyday. Obviously they're completely out of your league/already have a boyfriend or girlfriend, but you can look from afar can't you?
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