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I know how to stop hangovers!

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I am dying. Really, really dying. I may already be dead. Okay, slight exaggeration but that's what it feels like. It's a struggle to even type, my tummy feels all swooshy, my head is spinning. This, my friends, is a hangover- and only the third one I have ever had in my life. I am a very fortunate drinker because I really don't get hangovers. I can drink to my hearts content, wake up the next day and be fine. But there have been three occasions where I have suffered from a hangover and I have now cracked the secret as to what it is that gives them to me. Jaeger bombs. I can't stand them. I hate them. They're the only drink that makes me sick and the only drink that leaves me with a hangover and feeling like absolute hell the next day. I had forgotten all about the jaeger bomb I so stupidly drank last night until Alex reminded me about it this morning and suddenly everything made sense. I was sick this morning and I feel rough as hell right now, so that...

The benefits of drinking water

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Health guidelines say that it is important to drink 8 glasses of water every day- or, alternatively, 2 litres. Now I know that I definitely do not drink this much water- in fact, it's a miracle if I even have one glass of water, despite it being all that I really drink. This often leads to a lot of negative side affects such as headaches due to dehydration. Recently though, I have started to try and drink more water than I normally do, managing to get in about one 500ml bottle and 2 glasses of water a day. I've noticed the benefit's of doing this already, and whilst the benefits of drinking more water are pretty commonly known, I thought I'd just remind you of them in case you too needed a little prompt to drink a bit more... Keeps you hydrated. This is obvious, I know, but being dehydrated is so bad for your body. It's important that your body has enough water in it so that it can function properly.  Clears your skin. If you find that you h...

Things that happen when everyone is drunk but you.

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Nights out can be amazingly fun. Sober nights out, well, a little less. Not because you need alocohol to have a good time, because you don't, but more because you're exposed to the damn right stupid behaviour of drunk people that you yourself also participate in when you get drunk...and boy does it make you feel ashamed, and...well. Embarrassed! If you don't know what I'm talking about, here's a list of things that happen when everyone is drunk but you... 1) Jaw dropping. Seriously, is that how I  look when I dance? I look like that ? God help me I am never drinking a shot again.  2) Cringing. When your friend tries to move like Beyonce, when you see how lame some of the boys making moves are, when you hear a song sober and realise how crap it is now that you aren't drunk and up for a dance... 3) You have to save your friend. From falling over, from unwelcome hands, from leaving her drink behind, from an accidental nip slip...you pre...

What happens when you have a hangover

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Recently I posted about what happens when you get white girl wasted . Last night, I may or may not have gotten white girl wasted. And I am feeling  it today. So I thought it's only appropriate to do a post all about the morning after- what happens when you have a hangover! And of course this list post is definitely filled with gifs, because I love them okay!  1) The headache. From the minute you open your eyes after trying  to sleep off the alcohol, the headache kicks in and you just know that today is going to be the worst.  2) The investigation. Now that you're up and mostly awake and sober, you can begin to find photos, texts and unknown items in your handbag from last night. You said what? To who? What is this fork in my bag for? Whose jumper is this? I JUST DON'T KNOW ANY MORE. 3) The tummy feels. You definitely feel something...but what? Either you're gonna puke your guts out or your gonna eat the worlds biggest fry up. It c...

10 things that happen when you're white girl wasted

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We all like to have a few too many on the odd occasion, right? And there's no harm in that! A night out with good friends and some drinks is a lot of fun! However, sometimes we can find ourselves crossing the line from wasted to... white girl wasted. And then some dangerous things happen. Such as... 1) You think you can dance. After one too many Vodka and cokes the inner Beyonce rears her head and you begin to bust some shapes on the floor. Who knew you were so talented?  2) Every girl is your best friend. From lending out combs in toilets (Talia, I'm looking at you), to pulling loo roll off of every girls high heel (except mine, thank you Alex!), girls seem to be each others soul mates. Until... 3) You're always ready for a fight.  She looked at me how? He just pulled my hair by accident! They're staring at me! Only one way to sort this out... fight!  Because, you know, you're secretly as good at wrestling as you are dan...