Love from, Florence Grace

A couple of months ago I wrote a post titled ‘ 9 Signs a Guy Is a Fuckboy ’. You guys loved it and it fast became one of my most read posts. Boys  and  girls enjoyed the post, and most people messaged me to say how accurate it was- boys included ! Since then, I’ve come across even more fuckboys (would you believe it!) and found even  more  signs that giveaway whether a guy is nice or whether he’s a fuckboy. Obviously, I’m about to share them with you so you know how to spot a fuckboy too! He turns his read receipts off Even worse, if you start messaging and the read receipts are  on  and then after a while he turns them off. I mean, this is just frustrating more than anything else, but is also a sign a guy wants to be able to avoid your messages- and the messages from all the other girls he’s chatting to as well. Similarly, he turns his ‘last seen’ off In my previous post, I mentioned how fuckboys lie about not being on their phones but the...

There are some small things in life that upset me. I don't mean upset as in I'm ready to cry over them, but upset me as in they stress me out, confuse me and irritate me to the point where I'm just screaming 'but why ?!' over and over! Want to know what I mean? Read my list and see if you get what I'm saying... 1) Animals without plurals. Sheep. Moose. Sheeps and Mooses right? WRONG. So frustrating! 2) White chocolate. It has no chocolate in it so why the heck is it called white chocolate? 3) Wrongly named animals. E.g. a silverfish. It's a bug, not a fish so...WHY?!  4) Similarly, whales. Specifically, the killer whale, which is actually a dolphin. What? WHY?! 5) The English language. Must we have so many duplicated words with so many different spellings and meanings? Their, there, they're. Where, wear. Read, read. Lead, lead. To, too, two. Enough! 6) Pizza. It comes in a square box but it's a C...

Nights out can be amazingly fun. Sober nights out, well, a little less. Not because you need alocohol to have a good time, because you don't, but more because you're exposed to the damn right stupid behaviour of drunk people that you yourself also participate in when you get drunk...and boy does it make you feel ashamed, and...well. Embarrassed! If you don't know what I'm talking about, here's a list of things that happen when everyone is drunk but you... 1) Jaw dropping. Seriously, is that how I  look when I dance? I look like that ? God help me I am never drinking a shot again.  2) Cringing. When your friend tries to move like Beyonce, when you see how lame some of the boys making moves are, when you hear a song sober and realise how crap it is now that you aren't drunk and up for a dance... 3) You have to save your friend. From falling over, from unwelcome hands, from leaving her drink behind, from an accidental nip slip...you pre...

We've all had rumours spread about us, from the small menial one's that make you laugh, to the larger, more reputation damaging ones that really screw us over and make us mad . Rumours are something that happen to me quite a lot- which is surprising considering I'm so open about almost all of my life- and it's now got to the point where I really do have to just shrug it off. But internally , I'm doing an entirely different reaction. I'm tearing my hair out, rolling my eyes and sighing louder than a klaxon. Here's some of my most frequent reactions to rumours... Hysterical laughing at the ridiculousness of the rumour.  Slightly less hysterical laughing because the rumour is annoying, but still pretty funny. Laughing and suddenly choking on your own giggles when you realise how unfunny this rumour is. Sighing deeply as everyone but you enjoys this rumour. The eye roll. Brought out for when the rumour is so du...

Everyone tells lies, right? Don't even lie and say that you don't tell lies. Lying about lying is the worst!  Anyway. We are all guilty of lying, some people worse than others. However, there are some lies that virtually everyone  tells at some point or another in their life. I've put together...yep. Okay, you guessed it. A gif filled list filled with these lies that I feel people tell on a pretty regular basis. Let's see how many you recognise... Dinner at a relative/friend's house. Yeah, I'm totally full, that was great. * How the bloody hell does she think one fish finger and some beans filled me up, is she an idiot? I need about five more servings* When asked if you're fine on the worst day of your entire existence so far. I'm fine. Yep my life is falling apart, I haven't slept for 49 hours, I hate everyone around me including you but smile  yes, I'm 100% fine.  How long did it take you to get through ...

First world problems...we all have them! You know, those issues that literally seem to bring on the end of your world when realistically they're minor problems compared to people living in total poverty in Africa, struggling to just survive.  But it doesn't stop us complaining, does it? Nope! I thought I'd share with you some of the first world problems I have encountered over the last twenty years of my life that have made it seem like my world is ending and then laugh about them, showing you guys how stupid I was being! 1) Not having a mobile phone. End of my life, aged ten. How was I supposed to fit in with my friends???  Come on.  2) When having a mobile phone, it was pay as you go. Not on a fancy contract like the ones my friends all had. Stupid, mean parents. I was lucky to have a phone.  3) When I got a contract on my mobile it was only for 300 texts a month. Seriously? How is that enough to talk to anyone. My parents were ...